Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Laugh Out Loud! =D
short-talk:
Over these few days, Kuching's weather seems to dwell in the raining season. Rain Rain Rain.
Everyone likes raining, no doubt. But please Lord, do pour out the rain drops at the right place and at the right time. Not at the time where i need to walk over to my car without any shades.
In my past previous entry, i wrote about The Power of A Smile. click here. It does define the indescribable power and rationale behind a smile. Thus, I'm still under-construction in building up my smiling face. =D
Just a few days ago, I stumbled across these jokes in my friendster's bulletin. It's just so funny! A must to share with all of you.
Enjoy laughing!
Over these few days, Kuching's weather seems to dwell in the raining season. Rain Rain Rain.
Everyone likes raining, no doubt. But please Lord, do pour out the rain drops at the right place and at the right time. Not at the time where i need to walk over to my car without any shades.
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In my past previous entry, i wrote about The Power of A Smile. click here. It does define the indescribable power and rationale behind a smile. Thus, I'm still under-construction in building up my smiling face. =D
Just a few days ago, I stumbled across these jokes in my friendster's bulletin. It's just so funny! A must to share with all of you.
Enjoy laughing!
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Teacher : History is a very
interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't
think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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......... ......... ......... ......... .
Teacher : Ted, if your father has
$10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my
father!
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......... ......... ......... .........
........
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint
me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my
report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am
going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.
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......... ......... ......... .........
........
Father : Why did you fail your
mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said
3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said
4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I
know the right answer?
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... .........
........
A mother and son were doing dishes while
the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was
born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue
and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems.
Give me the menu card.
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the
same dog!
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Father : Your teacher says she
finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no
good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is
the difference between 'unlawful' and
'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok,
answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the
law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your
hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his
exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't
think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... ......... .
Teacher : Ted, if your father has
$10 and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my
father!
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... .........
........
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint
me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my
report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am
going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... .........
........
Father : Why did you fail your
mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said
3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said
4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I
know the right answer?
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... .........
........
A mother and son were doing dishes while
the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
............ ......... .........
......... ......... ......... .........
........
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was
born
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue
and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems.
Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- ---------
--------- ---
Teacher : Simon, your composition on
"My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the
same dog!
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she
finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no
good!
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- --
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- ----
A teacher was asking her class: "What is
the difference between 'unlawful' and
'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok,
answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the
law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
sick eagle."
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- ---
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your
hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
------------ --------- ---------
--------- --------- ----
A boy came home from school with his
exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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Laugh la.... After all, Laughter is still the best medicine!
Hahaha.... !! Which joke do you enjoy the most???
Hahaha.... !! Which joke do you enjoy the most???
11:43 PM
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Comments:
the one which about comb nice...
haha...ya...some can make ppl...that good...we must always smile and laugh in the right time :)
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 at 9:55:00 AM GMT+8