Thursday, May 31, 2007
Infrequent motley fishes

I guess many of you have been to Kuching International Airport. Sending people fetching people. How will you react when you see no one in an airport? Not even a single human being!


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Gosshhh....Kind of deserted and uninviting at all. Walking aroung the same place without any recreation to be entertained at all. How will this going to attract foreign tourists? But i was wrong. I stumbled upoon a big square box which is placed right at the end corner. Indeed, we have our own unthinkable way to attract tourists. Probably Kuching International Airport can be revived.


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Yeayea.. it's an aquarium. As a Kuchingnites, i would reckon that this aquarium might consists common fishes that you can easily find at the fish shop. But when i took a closer observation, i was pretty astounded to see various attractive fishes in it.




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Prawn

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Starfish



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The water was so clean and uncontaminated at all. The aquarium was so gaudy with those colourful fishes swimming freely around.

They even provide the name of those fishes. Take a look. If you ever think that your name is too long to by heart, I'm not referring to you Wui Jie , browse through these fishes' family names and you will be thankful of yours.

Loooooooooooooonnnnggggggggggggggggggggg name.




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~*Amphiprion Melanopus*~


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I wonder why most of the fishes' common names end with "tang". Are they foochow or hakka?


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Okay, maybe those "tang" fishes are chinese. One of the fishes, Pterosynchiropuk splendidus. Wait a minute, Splendid?? haha is known as Mandarin fish. No comment.

And, guess what i've found?

Look back at this picture. Try to find something unique and special.



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Guess what am i finding?



Guess Guess Guess...............



I'm finding....


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Finding NEMO !!!




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I never know that Nemo is commonly called as "Common Clownfish" and its actual name is Amphiprion Ocollaria !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dory, the forgetful fish, is known as Blue Tang?? What "tang" again?? Okay, this is still acceptable. But why Hippo? There's such a big difference between a hippo and a fish~~




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Blue Hippo Tang
You can call her Mdm Tang if you want to.



Imagine this :

Johnson : Hello, my name is Johnson. And you are ????

Fish : Hey! Yo dude! Nice to meet you! You can call me Pterosynchiropuk splendidus.

Johnson : Ohh....I see. Nice to meet you, Peter---sings--"she--rolls--pork" !!!



Comments:

The wish are really BEAUTIFUL. Never see such beautiful fish before.

And Johnson you are lame.... (Swt...)

By Blogger pmp, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 1:11:00 AM GMT+8  

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wah.......... Johnson you really put all the fish to your blog oh........ not bad mah........

By Anonymous chye lin, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 2:05:00 AM GMT+8  

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You so good in comparing fishes, you should take up double degree lar.. Bachelor in Civil Engineering and Creative Writting... XD

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:36:00 AM GMT+8  

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Who say Kuching International Airport is deserted n uninviting?
It is Kuching people's bangga eh. At least me la...

By Blogger shirley, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:37:00 AM GMT+8  

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Pmp: I'm not lame, but ah yieng is. Cantik le the ikan.

Chye lin: Of cas i will post it up la. I even will post your picture with papaya fruits next time. haha

Ezekiel: haha.. yea, i ever thought of that too. Malangnya that Swinburne doesn't provides this course.

Shirley: You bangga apa la... At least they put the aquarium there to attract tourists

By Blogger Johnson, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:30:00 AM GMT+8  

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feel like want to eat the fish...hmmm...what will be the taste... johnson tell me...u say u oledi eat it ma..hehe

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 12:04:00 PM GMT+8  

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ok... the peter sings part was funny though... but actually if u see more clearly there are actually more unique but small sea creature inside larr...

By Blogger JorZac, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 5:27:00 PM GMT+8  

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tiong yieng: Sot ar you.. Makan Nemo?? I rather makan you than makan those fishes arr... haha..

Jordan: Yeayea..those (i don't know what you called) plants are so the Undersea cabbage... wonder where they get those fishes from

By Blogger Johnson, at Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 8:10:00 PM GMT+8  

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Haha,, finding nemo...wah.. u go airport to take all the fishes ar...

By Blogger LalaTing ;p, at Friday, June 1, 2007 at 2:45:00 PM GMT+8  

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lala: You thought i so eng arr... i was so happened to bumb into the aquarium la.........

By Blogger Johnson, at Friday, June 1, 2007 at 8:30:00 PM GMT+8  

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Nice fishies. Our airport space is so underused, though. Floor space so big but aquarium so the freaking small.

Btw, paiseh ya. I though I already left a comment =P

By Blogger saykhia, at Friday, June 1, 2007 at 9:53:00 PM GMT+8  

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Saykhia: haha...yeayea, the place like football court. With a goal net (aquarium).

By Blogger Johnson, at Friday, June 1, 2007 at 11:32:00 PM GMT+8  

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neat work, very detailed. guess u're really into aquatic life ;)

By Blogger Samantha, at Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 1:16:00 AM GMT+8  

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sam: Thanks for dropping by! Appreciate it!

By Blogger Johnson, at Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 4:30:00 PM GMT+8  

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Monday, May 28, 2007
Mission to Kazakhstan

*Dear friends of mine, this post has no intention to offend my non-Christians' friends yea. Enjoy reading. Cheers.

The Heartbeat of Jesus is "Mission".

It is written in the book of Matthew 28:18-20,


Then Jesus came to them and said, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."


Some sentences that really convinced me of how important this Great Commission are the sentence, "Go and make disciples". Winning people to know the good news is not enough but "teaching them to obey everything I [Jesus] have commanded you". With this, we are doing something further. More than having just adding another believers of God into the Kingdom of God, we will going to build strong and biblical disciples [followers of Christ] and to plant strong and biblical churches all over the world.

-Mission- Last year, our church has sent Kakak Magerita and Heng Wei to plant a seed church at East Timor. This year and this month, our church will be sending out another young couple, Deric & Annie to go forth to the land of Kazakhstan for International Mission.


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The guy beside me, Deric Law

For those who are studying in Smk Green Road, this guy might looked familiar to you right? Or he even taught you before. Yeayea, Cikgu Deric tu~~


Someone that really impacted my life so much to serve God with extra energetic spirit, he is none other than Deric himself. This uncle is truly a great mentor and leader to me over this past few years. 8 years ago, he founded Hope Kota Semarahan with Annie, and now Hope Kota Semarahan consists more than 50+ members. Praise the Lord. The enthusiasm and excitement Deric and Annie have in serving, never complains, never argues; but a willingness and a humble heart to be avail themselves to serve in ministry really admire me alot. Deric, one of my cold jokes buddies too. Seeing them everytime in church, one thing that keeps poping up in my mind is the "Great Commission". 30/05/2007

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Kazakhstan

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They will land at the land of Kazakhstan on this wednesday. I have no idea what will they going to eat. Horse's eyes? Cow's eyes? Owwhhh... Last night, we all went to K.I.A (Kuching International Airport) to send them.


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~*Prayer of covering and protection.*~

That's all from my updates. Go and Chiong the land for God. Awaiting good news ahead yea!

Full supports by Mad gen.

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[ Acts 20:24 ]

"However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace."


Comments:

eek, u resize the photo hia? how come the face all long2 de?

By Blogger Evonne, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 4:14:00 PM GMT+8  

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evvone: Of cause need to resize la, if not the photos will appear a big as your monitor screen.

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 5:09:00 PM GMT+8  

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i thing=k u also need to write the incident that u scared a baby....hsss....u face so scare u know? haha....Jia you Annie and Deric

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 6:40:00 PM GMT+8  

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why you didn't volunteer to go..? are you..?

By Blogger Eric, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 7:08:00 PM GMT+8  

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Tiong yieng: I was just trying to sayang the baby, mana tau baby girls are so sensitive towards a cute guy like me. So bopien lo.. yeaps, All the best for them!

Eric: I'm not going? I will go when i habiskan my study. Haha..Wanna go with me?? haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 7:30:00 PM GMT+8  

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haha ah yieng, yalor the baby cry so loud til the whole airport look wat happen...so embarrasing

By Blogger Evonne, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 7:31:00 PM GMT+8  

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Yeah! Another team sent out for mission. Will always keep them in prayer.
Yieng. You forget to emphasize that Johnson scare the cute little baby TWICE... Poor baby, surely cant sleep at night having the 'cute' face i mind.

By Blogger pmp, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 11:32:00 PM GMT+8  

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Kazakhstan. Reminds me of Borat. Okay. Out of topic.

Wish the missionaries all the best and may they further God's Kingdom =)

By Blogger saykhia, at Monday, May 28, 2007 at 11:38:00 PM GMT+8  

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Pmp: Because of the cute face i have, and the baby envy ba, so they menangis lo..haha

Saykhia: Everyday borat borat~~ Yeaps, thanks for your supports too!

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 9:29:00 AM GMT+8  

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Johnson, you don't need to wait till you finish your study than you can preach the gospel. You can do it now, in your current position. God put us into different position so we can serve Him in many different areas. Not everyone is going to be a missionaries or pastor or reverend.. But rememeber in Matthew 28:18-20,

Then Jesus came to them and said, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age."

The you in the verse refers to us.

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 10:20:00 AM GMT+8  

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ezekiel: Yeaps Amen. What eric means is "going for international mission" la.... Yeap, being salt and light in our community.

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 10:38:00 AM GMT+8  

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Great post bro. May God continue to bless Deric & Annie abundantly in Kazakhstan. I believe most of us will miss them but the most important thing is to keep them in prayer. So where r u planning to go? Africa? Saudi? Or Mongolia? Haha...I like the penguin icon...very cute... :@) GBU bro.

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 11:32:00 AM GMT+8  

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Mr W: Yeap, will as our unit to continue to pray for them. James 5:16
I plan to go ha.... erm... maybe kuching. haha..not sure yet how bout you le bro??? I know, china! :P

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 1:40:00 PM GMT+8  

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How come the MadGen photo shot, Ah Yieng not looking at the camera.. I thought you'd be posting about the fishes photos that you took in airport too, haha..

By Blogger Shawn, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 3:59:00 PM GMT+8  

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shawn: Simple cas this ah yieng doesn't know how to pose. haha. Or she ter-see the other cameraman. I will post that fish thingy next time.

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 10:50:00 PM GMT+8  

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Johnson next time can you resize the photo nicely o not ler...... i dun want my face like papaya long long one........ Eh, that time i saw you just want to scare the baby girl only ler and doesnt look like you want to sayang her ler.... thats mean you not cute at all. Hehehehe....... Johnson when is you time to be sent out from Kuching?

By Anonymous Yong Chye Lin, at Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:24:00 PM GMT+8  

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chye lin: Resize so nice for what... Your face got resize no resize also macam papaya ba... no difference..haha.. when i leave? God's timing lo..hehe

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 9:17:00 PM GMT+8  

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Friday, May 25, 2007
The funniest and the Lamest

Results was finally wrapped up!

Special thanks to those who have kept voting for their favoured person of The Funniest and The Lamest for the past one week.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Right here and right now, you are entering into the Academy award 2007.






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Oops, it should be called as the Baboon's award 2007. This award is held once a year.


Without further a do, let's take a look at the nominees for the Funniest which Eric had personally opted.



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Vote...



Vote....



Vote....


And the winner goes to the one and only Johnson!! Yeayea.... I won 10 votes more than Averys'. Cool! Aldrin got only 24 votes. I have 120++ votes. I'm so sorry for you, aldrin, i understand how you feel when less people voted you. Work harder next time yea. Read some jokes books or do some searching in internet.

To Avery, this guy keep saying that i asked my church friends to vote for me, which caused me to won. Avery, you also bah...asked soooooooo banyak people to vote for you. And still don't want mengaku lagi. So muka tebal de. At least i mengaku ba.. I have strategies. And you have yours. Just then mine is workable! Haha.. Wuahaha...... Work hard too! You got to accept the fact that i'm funnier than you a little bit... haha..


Kindly present to you, The Funniest, 2007




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*Special thanks to my director, my company and all of you who keep voting me. I'm so touched. **cry cry** It is indeed an honour to be able to crown as the funniest of 2007. Many of you tried so hard to win. But this year is not your luck. You guys can de. Just have to work hard like me. Do read more jokes books. Anyways, thanks. **cry cry..**haha..Blekz!



Next, The Lamest


I have nominated 5 names that i think is more suitable for the Lamest's category. Please, don't stone me yea. It depends on the viewers that who they want to vote for.

1 week to vote.
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Vote...


Vote.....



Vote....

Result:

Ah Yieng---------55 votes
Avery-----------50 votes
Wui Jie----------32 votes
Eric Soon--------9 votes
Shirley Sia-------4 votes


At first my purpose was to make sure Avery win it. Simply cause he is so lame. **evil laugh**. Unfortunately, my prediction was off target. A lot of people voted Ah Yieng as the Lamest. I don't know why. Or maybe she is really lame kua. On the other hand, this Shirley sia was so weird. She insisted people to vote for her. Eh, you should be happy when no people vote for you la! Not sad sad or hurt hurt when you have zero votes ~~ Congrats to Ah Yieng! Any special thanks to say to your friend for voting you as the LAMEST? Should be proud right?



The Lamest, 2007



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Avery, from the two polls, you are neither funny nor lame. **Tsk Tsk*** Maybe you don't have any sense of humour at all. Hahaha....

Awaiting for Baboons Award 2008! Stay tuned!




Tittle-tattle:
Happy brithday to Cheryl Yong, Annie Chew and Christophere Heng.



Comments:

hahaha... the picture so funny la...actually...i am not the lamest ok?...please i am not lame...hAHA

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 1:17:00 AM GMT+8  

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haha dumb dumb~

By Blogger Evonne, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 1:31:00 AM GMT+8  

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finally i understand why ah yieng is the lamest... walaueh.. cant tahan her la.
i want to take nack the words that ah yieng is not lame.

By Blogger pmp, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 1:39:00 AM GMT+8  

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u see la,
men-siasoi-kan me only.
put my name inside.
ok ok, i feel so proud that i m the least lame one. =D

By Blogger shirley, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 8:37:00 AM GMT+8  

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Congrats...bravo bravo....don't forget my KFC and Pizza Hut...tsk...tsk....

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 9:57:00 AM GMT+8  

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tiong yieng: Haha...you're not lame, but people still voted you as the lamest still.. haha..

Shirley: haha..You sendiri siasoikan diri le, wana ppl vote yourself de arr...And laura so kesiankan u and voted u

Mr W: Haha... i have tried my best to lupak the treat haha.. Wuahahaha..

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 4:32:00 PM GMT+8  

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Those pictures are so old! And this Johnson.. People didn't vote you 'cos you're funny okay? They do it 'cos they're such good friends to you =P I still think that Avery is funnier than you. Hohoho..

Yea yea I know nobody wants to vote for me. Hahaha...

By Blogger saykhia, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 9:41:00 PM GMT+8  

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saykhia: I accidentally ter-choose that picture. haha... U think that avery is funny. But not enough ma.. Need ALL of the people. Simply cas kawan banyak bah....**cough cough***

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 10:38:00 PM GMT+8  

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
We could have won if only..........


Baboon's Cup, Saturday morning

My badminton partner, Avery teaming up with me? How is it possible for the funniest guy and the lamest guy teaming up? Got chemistry? Lets see.




First round. vs Eric and Ah Yieng

Oh man, this was so easy. Both of us were extremely relaxing during the first round. Beating Eric and Ah yieng without any sweat at all. At first, Eric and Ah Yieng were controlling both of us, managed to win 5 straight points. 5-0. What?? Impossible! But then Avery and I were both charged up to play more like Khoo Kien Kiat and Tan Boon Hueng. And we then conquered the whole match to give them a straight 15 points and ended the 1st round. Easy-peasy!


Second round. Facing Judieth and Wei Tak. Erghhh..... We lost! 15-12. This was indeed a tough match. Tough tough. Before the match began, I told Avery that the only tactics to win this second round was to target Judieth. By hook or by crook, we just got to hit the ball back to Judieth. Absolutely not to Wei Tak. But... everything went wrong. Mr. Jong Wei Tak ate steroid !!! You should join tennis la, not badminton. He was over-powered and hit the ball so powerful for what? 4 horses added up equal to one Wei Tak. Avery & I had not taken our breakfast nia..... We nearly won. Nearly......We could have won, if only Avery and I stop laughing, making jokes and be serious. Anyway, nice game.


Champion: Judieth and Wei tak.


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Futsal Competition, Sunday night.


I was so pumped up to play futsal after i watched the FA cup final. Chelsea won! 1-0. Chelsea Chelsea .... I feel so sorry to Man. U fans. What to do? "The ball is round. "

When i reached 7 mile Futsal court, this scene gave me a shock!




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~*Virile girls play futsal?? Oh man! *~

Take a look at the girl that wear black shirt with yellow pants. She wore her sport wears yea. And now take a look at this guy below.




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Mr. Chen!! Why are you wearing slippers??? Even Rooney wears the socks tebal tebal and shoes tight tight. And here you go with your unclothed metalic feet~~


Kinda new to futsal. I enjoyed it a lot. Okay, here's the result. Manchester United lost to Sarawak (again) ! 15-4 .....I told you, i'm kaki bangku. I've tried my best. Kicked the ball as hard as i can, as straight as i can, as far as i can, as quick as i can. And the ball was not submissive to my kicking at all.





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Everyone played well. Avery shouted the loudest and terpalantin the most. Mr Chen ate steroid. Lin Shen ran as fast as the thunder. Aldrin tried to be Stuart Little. Eric maximised his 2 hands and legs. He even scored by throwing the ball from his side into the opponent's goal net! Incredible projectile motion principle applied by him.

Boy of the match: Chong Soon Eng. This 4 feet ++ goaly utilised all of his body just to save the ball! Gosshhh...Hidden talent yet to be revealed!




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~*Soon Eng was trying to act cool. *~

Everyone enjoyed~! My so called first ever futsal game. We could have won, if only we wear Adidas Shoes. **cough cough**. We then headed to Hui Sing to soaked our mouth with ais kacang at Hui Sing.


Slide talks:

What drives guys away from their heed? Undeniably, it is definitely not the opposite gender or money. But..... FOOTBALL !!!





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Saturday night. Chelsea vs Manchester United FA Cup final.


Take a look at how concentrative are these guys. Towards Food or FOODball ??


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Look at the way Kwan Yang eat KoloMee. I never seen any guy so desperate to watch football. At least Aldrin concentrate his. But......



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But...... this won't last long. Aldrin was then tempted.


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Wei tak even more keng. The meat on the bowl was still neatly in order.


What will FOODball's guys do after they have finished their food?


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They will left their plates at the table and gathered at a new table to watch FOODball. . How inconsiderable, excluded me and eric.



***If you want to move fast, move alone; If you want to move far, move together.***


Comments:

Haha...

By Blogger Laura ;p, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 1:11:00 AM GMT+8  

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lozolzolzolozll i never know i look so dumb with slipper hahahhahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!

By Blogger tiDus88, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 7:19:00 AM GMT+8  

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Lolz! Thanks for the compliment! Btw, I'm 5"+ not 4"+ ok..

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 10:18:00 AM GMT+8  

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Laura: Haha?? ... So lame~~

Tidus88: Then you should wear thick socks and shoes lo...lol!

Ezekiel: Hardly to get compliment from me arr.... i actually wana write you 3 feet de.. haha..

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 11:23:00 AM GMT+8  

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Apa maksud Stuart Little aa?? Further explanation required.

By Blogger saykhia, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 9:20:00 PM GMT+8  

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Saykhia: Haha... u know i know la... how tikus ran le?.. haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 10:53:00 PM GMT+8  

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sayang ho i cannot go... :)

By Blogger ~K@cW3y~, at Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 4:47:00 PM GMT+8  

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Kacwey: Haha....Means that you will join the foodball gang la..

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 7:25:00 PM GMT+8  

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thank you for praising my projectile motion.. it was luck..

By Blogger Eric, at Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 7:34:00 PM GMT+8  

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eric: haha..presentation also talked about aeroplane. Tsk tsk, guess that you are expect in projectile motion liaw.. i recommend you to participate in Monkey balls.

By Blogger Johnson, at Thursday, May 24, 2007 at 8:55:00 AM GMT+8  

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OK THIS SUNDAY MATCH AGAIN =)

By Blogger tiDus88, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 9:06:00 AM GMT+8  

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Saturday, May 19, 2007
Badminton tournament and Futsal competition!

Exciting weekend ahead ! I can't wait for it! There will going to be a Badminton tournament and Futsal competition !! But this is only for our baboons gang. Sorry for the outsiders yea. You can only read this post and pump up your own excitement here. Haha..

Okay let starts with Badminton tournament first.

Lets call this tournament the "Baboons cup". Sound nice? Pretty cool yea. Basically, there are 6 teams. 2 person in each team. Names are randomly selected for each team. Let's take a look of the name list. These pictures were drawn by Keith yea. Okay, i know it is plagarism. You dont' mind right, keith? I am trying to promoting your blog and your creative drawings in the wrong way.





Team 1: Keith & Jacqueline





Team 2: Judieth & Wei Tak




Team 3: Ah Yieng & Eric




Team 4: Aldrin & Jonathan




Team 5: Kwan Yang & Soon Eng


And not forgetting my partner. I'm teaming up with the lamest guy in Swinburne, none other than Avery Wee!!! Gossh..... Johnson, the funniest guy& Avery, the lamest guy?? Good partnership?? Lets wait and see! I remembered there was one match where Avery kept laughing and rolling on the badminton court. Avery, "Where's your D?".




Team 6: Johnson & Avery

Who will win ??? Stay tune!



!! Futsal competition !!


This coming Sunday night at 7 miles. Don't worry! We are not playing futsal at 7 1/2 miles hospital's football court k. It's just so happen that the place at there. I mean near 7 miles. LOL! There will going to be two teams in the battle field. Have you ever seen Johnson played badminton? Yes! Swim? Yes! Pool? Yes! Counter-strike? Yes! Football? No.... How about Futsal then? Oh..come on! Personally, i'm inexperienced when it comes to futsal. I'm kaki bangku. But just for the sake of having fun, i will choose to go and have a kick!

Take a look at the name lists!

Team A :---


Team 1:

Keith Chong (Goalkeeper)
Kuok Siong
Eric Soon
Avery Wee
Jonathan Goh
Lin Shen
Soon Eng
Johnson Woan (Captain)

VS.


Team B:--


Aldrin Wong (Goalkeeper)
Kwan Yang
Jong Wei Tak
Wui Jie
Johnny Kua
Johnny's cousin
Sik Sern Yew
Mr Chen (Captain)



This is so fantastic! Manchester United vs Sarawak Sunday night live at Starsports. Cool! Stay tune for latest news! I'm zealous to score for Manchester United! Wuu huuu......



~~*!!ALL THE BEST GUYS!!*~~


Short talk:

a)I'm going to Sons Choir performance tomorrow night at Batu Lintang together with Swinburne Choir club.
b)Saturday night, Man U vs. Chelsea. Live 9 pm.



" Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments... -Jim Rohn- "



Comments:

WHAT MU ??? ARSENAL LA !!!!..SHEESH..so si ai bin bah u..name urself captain some more..kill u later

By Blogger Blank, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 12:48:00 AM GMT+8  

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Johnson? captain??? oh no. i cant imagine that. And i cant imagine all the 'baboon'sss playing futsal. haha...

By Blogger pmp, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 12:54:00 AM GMT+8  

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ee.. self-elected captain..

By Blogger Eric, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 12:56:00 AM GMT+8  

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Blank: Arsenal?? Oh no.. come on!!

Pmp & eric: what la... cannot choose myself as captain meh?? Without captain, there's no formation and unity arr...

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 1:09:00 AM GMT+8  

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Who made me goalkeeper??? Tangan and kaki pendek pendek how to jaga the goal?? The goal jaga me still okay aa...

And this post just goes on to make another point on the 'si ai bin' characteristic of 'Captain' Johnson.

By Blogger saykhia, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 1:26:00 PM GMT+8  

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haha....u ppl didt get the champion...i oledi know that...but u and avery good hehe...

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 4:00:00 PM GMT+8  

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Saykhia: Never try, how you know you cant? Probably you are the best goaly of all the times! haha..

Tiong Yieng: We can win de... if only i makan breakfast nia...

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 4:32:00 PM GMT+8  

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JOHNSON AH !!!..WE COULDVE WON !!!!!

By Blogger Blank, at Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 11:37:00 PM GMT+8  

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blank: Yea, thanks for the realization. If only you were serious at that moment.

By Blogger Johnson, at Sunday, May 20, 2007 at 4:39:00 PM GMT+8  

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ahemmm.... where do u get the quotes from??? sounds really familiar...

By Blogger JorDaN Zac W.JiE, at Monday, May 21, 2007 at 9:00:00 AM GMT+8  

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Jordan: Haha..yeala yeala..from your blog. Eh, at least i publish it here ho. If not, no one will noticed it at your blog. haha..

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, May 21, 2007 at 12:23:00 PM GMT+8  

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Spidey-workers


~*Top Box office ###Spiderman 3###*~


How many of you have NOT watch this movie? Guess that majority of you guys have watched it. But, I'm excluded !!!! Huh? Simply because my baboons' friends you better know who you are **evil laugh** ditched me to the cornerside and went to be entertained by this spiderman! **ergh...arrghhh** Those who have not watch it, please free yourself and watch it together with me.

But that's not my point of writing this post, what i actually want to highlight now is something that we seldom notice around us. Yea, that's right! The bona fide spidermen. I repeat "SpidermEn".

All of you know that Swinburne's new building is still under-constuction and will be completed in the coming 2 years. Okay, i should admit that the development is really sluggish. However, one thing that really impressed me when i take a closer observation during their constuction is the amazing bravery the workers have! If you ever think that the movie "Spiderman" is cool. Take a look at this unnoticeable and unappreciable worker's stunt! This is 100% authentic photos.


View from the library. Can't see anything? Take a closer look.


!!Spidey-workers!!

**Please don't try this at home. Climb at your own risks.**







Stunning!! Personally, i'm afraid of of height. Oh man! They are just so, i mean over-heroic!! Question: How many of you will risk your life and stand up high above 4 stories at naked building without any safety belts that tight around your body? With a slight and minor accident, these workers might just fall from the building and the end.

Frankly speaking, I really salute 100% for the amazing stunts of these workers. One thing that they are lacking of is the red spiderman costume. They might get lower wages with their low status, but without them there's no building and your house! **Applause**

Even if you've placed Tobey Maguire a.k.a Peter Parker and Spiderman on top of the constuction building, i guess that he will think twice for the next Spiderman 4 !!


Comments:

so many spidermen in swinburne....

By Blogger pmp, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 12:06:00 AM GMT+8  

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Ahahaha.. Future engineer, you will have to do all this too, whether you like it or not.

By Blogger saykhia, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 12:20:00 AM GMT+8  

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the only differences is that, these workers cannot climb any walls without anything to grab/hold on and they cannot eject spider web.. if you want any other difference, you can kill spiderman faster with ridsect..

By Blogger Eric, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 12:26:00 AM GMT+8  

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Pmp: Yea, im the upcoming spiderman!! So hang on!

Saykhia: "I cant imagine myself climbing 4 stories up high and terpalanting down ", said by aldrin.

Eric: Quite true also ho... spiderman is more to insect, and spidermen is more to human forms! haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 8:39:00 AM GMT+8  

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one day u will also become a spidey-engineer.

By Blogger JorDaN Zac W.JiE, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 3:32:00 PM GMT+8  

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The font so de small.. duh duh.. ppl orang tua eh

By Blogger brenbrenda, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 4:02:00 PM GMT+8  

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Johnson oh Johnson.. Dun be sad... We go watch Pirates together ler..

Btw, I dun really think we have to be spidey-engineer next time.. We do the brainy works while those brave ppl do their muscle work.. Fair right?

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 4:09:00 PM GMT+8  

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jordan: Not only me la, u also have to climb and stick to the wall!! LOL!

Brenda: Huh? What font so small? Either your eyes already rosak liaw or your are using PDA to view my blog~~

Ezekiel: Hm.. brave workers??? You mean yourself??..haha.. i'll do brainy work, and u do bravy work~~ haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 8:49:00 PM GMT+8  

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u have too many comments la

By Blogger Blank, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 10:51:00 PM GMT+8  

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avery: Is not too many comments, is yours is too little.. compare mine with kennysia then..haha... macam bulu ayam!

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, May 16, 2007 at 11:48:00 PM GMT+8  

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means i go swimburne can see LIVE spiderman o... haha
i oso not yet watch spiderman 3 lei....

By Anonymous kia ing, at Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 12:25:00 AM GMT+8  

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Yo bro, it's true, the fonts on your blog is a bit gila gila one. Today it appear as super tiny...wonder how to read soon...and if u look back at old post, it is so tiny u can hardly read it...I had to copy to Word and enlarge it last time in order to read it. If u don't believe, try looking at your blog with others' laptop which is more advanced..haha...anyway, do go watch Spiderman 3. Quite nice, good lessons...and after that, U might either get more scared of heights or you would have overcame it. :) Take care bro.

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 8:56:00 AM GMT+8  

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Kia ing: Yea, you will get to see a bunch of spidermen with Phua chu kang's costume ( Yellow helmets). Haha...

Wayne: Hmm... but when i view with my friend's labtop, it appears with normal size le. Nvm, i will edit my html when i'm REALLY free from my stressful exam. Do bear with me yea! Don't ever try to scare me with height! Arrr.... Johnson=Anti-rollercoaster

By Blogger Johnson, at Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 10:45:00 AM GMT+8  

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Hoho.. Now I know if use mozilla view your blog... the words become very small like tiny winy lil ants... buahahahaha....So better use IE view your blog.


Sipdey man in swin... all these are the pirated version LOL!

By Anonymous Dwinz, at Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 11:23:00 AM GMT+8  

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Wah lau..now come into ur blog got a WARNING sign also...and criticise on ppl's web browser some more...sigh...I use Firefox...coz my IE not working..duno why so cacat one...so I change to Firefox...better....haha...oh..one day, I will bring u to go on a rollercoaster...the last time I was on it, I sat first row, the scariest but most exciting part of the whole rollercoaster...haha...U can sit next to me next time...I will make sure ur eyes are wide open then...:@)

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Friday, May 18, 2007 at 11:40:00 AM GMT+8  

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Dwinz: Haha..this is not pirated la.. is the remake of the original version of spiderman 3. haha..

Mr W: Haha...i don't critisize those web browser la.. i just say out the truth in the wrong way..haha.. NO ROLLERCOASTER for me... arrr........

By Blogger Johnson, at Friday, May 18, 2007 at 3:51:00 PM GMT+8  

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