Wednesday, October 29, 2008

i will be right back....


Saturday, October 25, 2008
My incomparable body shape


A total of 13 assignments to polish off. "Superman, please help me...."


Recently i stumbled upon this huge wall poster while lingering around in Spring mall. I should say, an irresistible wallpaper that compelled me to stop by and stared at the wallpaper.

Yes, a half naked muscular man doing some cool pose. Joining along, i'm trying to emulate him.



If you notice me closely, you could see that I was actually trying to hold my chuckling while taking that shot. haha! Can you spot the obvious difference between me and that black guy?

Correct! You are right! I'm wearing shirt and he's not. Period. No other difference anymore right?

haha! Now you know why i'm chuckling yea! =P


oh man...u know when u posing got so many pl looking at u??? they are wondering why swinburne prom king become like this...haiyo daddy...haha

i know u and that person have deifferent hair style and body shape...MUSCLE...hahaha...:P

By Blogger Yong Tiong Yieng, at Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 9:07:00 PM GMT+8  


Your hand put wrong place lah!!

By Blogger Eric, at Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 1:00:00 AM GMT+8  


Ur pose is not as big as him, cousin...haha
well good job there

By Blogger Nelson, at Friday, November 21, 2008 at 9:56:00 AM GMT+8  


Tuesday, October 21, 2008
On the edge


I'm losing weight. How come??


I'm now on the furthest limit of the cord.

From today onwards until the end of next month, my schedule would be squeezed with multitudinous of assignments and minor exams. Stress ad migraine will become my good buddies from now onwards.


Running out of breath

5 assignments, 2 lab reports and 2 presentations to complete. Thus, i have only less than one month wrap up every workload before Final Exam. *yell*


Sketchy lectures

How am i going to accomplish all these within such limited period? I'm not an octopus. :(


Unfinished calculations.

Gonna reschedule my messy timetable and sleep less plus less blogging.

Meanwhile, do stay tune for my birthday post yea. Die die must post it.

A little preview of my 20th bash. Don't laugh. *piak*

Back to assignments. Chao!


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By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 3:54:00 PM GMT+8  


hahaha....lost weight again??? i thought King got a lot of foods to eat??...haha or ur ministers eat ur foods?? :P

wuahaha...after birthday celebrate then prom king face became so white...haha

By Blogger Yong Tiong Yieng, at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 4:02:00 PM GMT+8  


You have 5 assignments, 2 lab reports and 2 presentations ONLY!!!

I have 2 assignments, 8 projects and 4 presentations le...

We all jia you together la. Civil Engineer student life is like that. We can't change it. We only can learn to accept it with WILLING heart. hahaha

By Blogger pmp, at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 11:58:00 PM GMT+8  


tiong yieng: lol...yealo, all my "baboon" ministers steal my good food. And WHO was the one that piak the icing to my face HO?...haha

pmp: yea, never know you are so busy too.. good good. share burden..haha!

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 8:33:00 PM GMT+8  


Friday, October 17, 2008


Indeed i had an eventful and memorable 20th Birthday Bash. I'm still waiting for the compilation of the pictures.

Stay tuned yea!


On the whole, my life journey has constantly been propelled by this indestructible force, 2818. For many years, this has been firmly attached to my focus, in everything that i do, in every decision that i make.


Self-molded clay.

I cling on to this 2818 strongly. =D


And may I know wat does 2818 stands for bro? :)

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 1:25:00 AM GMT+8  


mr.w :lol.... haiyo.. you should know arr.. think think

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 12:13:00 AM GMT+8  


Tuesday, October 14, 2008
The Crown of Prom King 2008


Gently reminder: 15th October is a public holiday. =P



For all of you are about to set your eyes on the Swinburne Prom King 2008 in this very post. LOL! Yes! Allow me to proudly declare that i am officially crowned as Swinburne Prom King 2008! Weee..... Congrats to Naomi, as the Prom Queen too.

Who could have envisioned it, who could have expected for such noble title to be bequeathed to me this year. It has happened. It has come to reality. Yet, I still couldn't swallow down this title. I'm overwhelmed.



Nice portrait huh?

This was my second encounter to Swinburne Prom night. Previously was back in 2006 where it was organized in Civic Centre. This year's Prom was held in Crown Plaza.


The hall

The food was decent. The service was passable. The atmosphere was middling, not much of hoo-haa happening. Despite that, the lighting was terrificly terrible. Throughout the performance, the lighting was flashing brightly towards the entire congregation but not towards the performers on stage. Weird. None of us could see the performers. Everything was so dark on stage.

Pity them and pity us that we couldn't even see who's singing, dancing on stage.

Be that as it may, it doesn't really matter now. I shouldn't evaluate too much about the night since i have already walked away with a One-Year contract as a Swinburne Prom King. *evil laugh* Plus a wonderfully expensive perfume, Jean Paul and a bouquet of fresh and reddish roses.


Wow. Paying for just Rm 55 for such formal dinner is surely a whoop of joy to me for this round. Ya!

I would not scribble about the entire programme and performance of the night here 'cos i couldn't grab hold of sufficient quality snapshots from my paparazzi friends to prop up what i wanted to write. Anyway, I'm now maximizing these limited photos i have on hand.

Before, During
and After the crown.


Bring in the climax.


Everyone in the hall was waiting for nominees for the Prom King title. 350 plus people voted for the preferable name and the top 5 with the most voted names will be called to the stage.





"Johnson....." And my name was the first to be called through the mic. Woot!


Four guys and one innocent Kuching Boy -Johnson- were nominated. I did not know how the other 4 guys felt, but i was extremely super shaky and strung up when i was on stage. My hands was freezing. My legs was shaking. Even so, i controlled my body so tightly that i didn't want the 346 people to see me alone vibrating my whole body on the stage.

As expected, i knew that the MCs would definitely ask the nominees to give a good reason why do we think we should be the next Prom King. And with a little spontaneous think through, i answered this when it's my turn.


So for those who missed out my speech, this was what i said through the mic.

"Hello, i'm Johnson. A student from Civil Engineering.....And I believe all of you know the show, Everyone Loves Raymond right?...So I know Everyone Loves Johnson too....The reason why i think i should be the next Prom King is because i think i have the Prom King look...."

Everything was impromptu. I wanted my answer to be sightly different. When i took the mic, I was just spontaneously spitting out what's in my mind through the mic. And i was NOT nervous at all. *phew* In fact, i enjoyed myself during my short talk.

Thank God that there's some good and positive responses from the crowd. I heard massive rounds of applause and crazy bunch of uncivilized friends yelling "JOHNSON JOHNSON...." from the floor. Not only once, but from the north to the south, east to the west, I only heard people screaming "JOHNSON JOHNSON....JOHNSON......" over and over again.


And the following question, the MCs asked us, "What would you do if you have forgotten to celebrate Valentine's day with your partner..?"

And again, my mind was in total blank. What a question! I quickly thought through of what to say. Since i was the fourth guy to answer, i took the opportunity to observe what would the three guys before me answered to this question. And the guy before me gave me and the crowd a thunderbolt, he took the mic and sang a love song to the girl. "..waiting for you...i'm waiting for you..." Great tones and melody uttered from his throat. I was stunned.

Instantly, right after his singing, i have an idea of singing a song too. But being as a true considerate guy, i have decided not to spoil the crowd's ears with my quaking duck's voice. So when it reached my turn, i just answered:

"..I will use all my knowledge in Degree and create a Time Machine and rewind back to the date and re celebrate it again.."

Don't laugh. I know it's lame. What to do, it was my another spontaneous speech. =P

In a while, everyone re voted again. The result was then announced. And yea, i am declared as the Prom King 2008. *grin* Naomi is the Prom Queen 2008.



Thanks to all my friends' voting. The tables. And all of the unknowns who have voted for me secretly. Truly that without your votes, i wouldn't hold this title. I appreciate it heaps.


Naomi and me. And the jester's hiding behind me.



On cloud 9. Enjoyed every second of the snapshots.


The king and his jester.


The king and the guntik-guntik.


The king and the nominated princess.


The king and the secret agent.


The king and his ministers.


The king and his royal kins.


Okay okay, enough of self-praise.

I really enjoyed every single bit of the happening, from start to the end. Avery Wee won a grand prize in lucky draw. Ah Yieng dominated the Best attire and Princess title. Jackson and Tyng Tyng won the Best Couple award. Johnson won the Prom King title.

Nonetheless, beyond all these, i am so thankful and grateful of the fruitful and indescribable moment i have with my great buds. The unspeakable joy of being together.


You guys are simply awesome! I thank God for each and everyone of you.

In a nutshell, having the crown as a Prom King 2008 is inevitably a blessing. Perhaps a BIG gift for me before my 20th anniversary. =P


"People voted me, i won it and that settles it". =P



your majesty~!!!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 2:38:00 AM GMT+8  


Your majesty...

Congratulation man...
u go the crown...
Im so regret tat im cannot make it tat day..OMG!!

nevermind, next year, we go again..
did u cry when they announced ur name?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 2:40:00 AM GMT+8  


keith chong: lol...

ivy: Yealo, everyone was waiting for your coming. Such a great time that night. Don't worry, i'm old enough and i know how to control my tears... haha!

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 4:48:00 PM GMT+8  


HAHA.. congratz.. u really turns dream into reality.. Wooots... PROM KING!!!


By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 7:02:00 PM GMT+8  


So now you have been voted as people's representative to the Government u know what to do right? Everything that u've said to make us vote for you. Haha!

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 1:00:00 AM GMT+8  


angie: lol..thanks thanks...=P

Ezekiel: So what should i do eh? Tell the PM you are a good citizen? lol..

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 15, 2008 at 11:19:00 AM GMT+8  


Thursday, October 9, 2008
Hero to Zero


Do you all know that Next Wednesday is actually a Public Holiday for all Malaysians?

A very special and significant fiesta to all. :) Check it out!


I snapped an authentic signature of Lin Dan last month. I should say, an occasional and unique one. For those who still don't know who is this Lin Dan, he's anti-Lee Chong Wei one of the well known PRO badminton players out there.

Plus, he really looks like Jay Chou. I mean the muscular version of Jay Chou of course. Don't you think so?


His unanticipated Signature.

I originally supposed that his signature to be in line with his direct Chinese diction -Zero-

What i mean is something like this:


Simple and easy. Don't you think so? =P


Since when are you so inspired by the kaya-ball wrapper game? =)

By Blogger Eric, at Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 12:57:00 AM GMT+8  


eric: Haha...u are the one who have influenced me eh...=P

By Blogger Johnson, at Thursday, October 9, 2008 at 6:10:00 PM GMT+8  


This post was super hilarious! I had a good laugh, haha.

Lin Dan's signature is sure, abstract.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Friday, October 10, 2008 at 11:08:00 AM GMT+8  


xanthe: lol..!!! good to have u laughing all the way!

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 12:05:00 AM GMT+8  


haha...y my singnature in ur blog...u must pay me...haha

By Blogger Yong Tiong Yieng, at Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 1:02:00 PM GMT+8  


Haha you are so evil,johnson!! BUT it really makes sense. So funny!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, October 12, 2008 at 2:29:00 PM GMT+8  


Sunday, October 5, 2008
Me, standing beside her


Can someone teach me how to drink Red Wine please? I need to master this simple skill properly. =/


I know many of you, especially girls or maybe even guys are so hooked on Korean Series. So true. Abnormal humans like, Shirley Sia and Wui Jie would willingly sacrifice their sleeping hours just for the sake of watching Korean movies late at night. Insane.

Korean movie. Korean Drama.

To many guys, Korean girls are truly gorgeous, pretty and tender. People say that Korean girls have such authentic inner beauty and integrity lied in them. Their smile are just so contagious and sincere. True?


Why am i saying all these? Hmm.... I attended my relatives' wedding dinner last night. To my surprise, my cousin is married to a Korean. I mean, woot! Korean eh ....!!!


Don't worry. I'm still single.


Bridegroom Me and the Bride

I'm on cloud 9! A pure Korean lady's standing beside me eh. She's my mum's mother's brother's son's wife. In short, I have a Korean kin now.


Just ignore the peace sign. What to do, the bride points out the peace sign first, so as kia su spontaneous as i am, i show my peace sign too. Okay okay, I'm just trying to act cute obliquely.

At least, i have a Korean relative now. Lol. That's one thing i can brag about from now on.



If the bridegroom is your mother's mother's brother's son, then he's your uncle ba.. Where got cousin..

But your age also almost liao.. Can start finding a wife liao..

By Blogger Eric, at Sunday, October 5, 2008 at 11:24:00 PM GMT+8  


haaa haaa

watashi wa chong desu. Dozo hajimemashite

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Monday, October 6, 2008 at 11:05:00 AM GMT+8  


eric: wad la...wrong equation la you. Still cousin. hehe... eh, u just celebrated your 20th birthday eh, old liaw... you should fish for one. haha...

keith chong:erm....apa cakap kamu?? =P

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, October 6, 2008 at 6:44:00 PM GMT+8