My church has just launched its official Youth Service this evening. It's just great and inspiring. Truly, one of my greatest aspires is to see "Every believer to be passionate for God."
Everyone faces constipation before. True?
If you have not, i pity you 'cos you have just missed out one of the seven wonders of human inner body escapades.
Don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that constipation is good for us. Even personally, i hate it heaps. The feeling is just so terrible, such that one feel like carrying a harden chocolate cake in the bowel for days and days. Perhaps, even worst, weeks.
Constipation knocked at my bowel about two weeks ago. Of 'cos this was not what i intended for. I did drink water consistently, but it attacked me
By the way, just to make myself clear, i did not keep those cakes in my bowel for the long straight two week k. I am not a rubbish bin. I did, but not much. Get it?
I tried to eat as many papaya as i could, *papaya papaya* but this method did not aid well.
Dulcola.
Minutes later, i ended up in the factory making nice icing cakes. And **relieved**
It's overloaded until i feel like ...
BeiSai. In hokkien means, "sell pooh pooh".
1 kg = Rm 5.oo
Anyone interested? *grin*
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haha...funny man...:)
if one day i cant pansai then i sure will find u...to get the super good medicine...
remember everyday must pansai...if not very dirty lo hahaha :P
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Yong Tiong Yieng, at
Monday, September 1, 2008 at 3:12:00 PM GMT+8
tiong yieng: lol.. can can, now i am the Pangsai Sifu..
By Johnson, at
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 12:59:00 AM GMT+8
Haha bro..thanks for giving idea for your new nick....Pangsai Sifu...U r now officially declared as PS Johnson!! Hahahaha...see ya PS Johnson. :D
By 
, at
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 12:18:00 PM GMT+8
mr w: lol... i never thought of this "PS" eh.. haha!! in our church we have two "PS" wo... lol
----------------------------------------------------------I am starting to like our National Anthem, Negaraku now. "....tanah tumpahnya darahku..."
Do you?
Tell me, how often can you appear on the newspaper? Maybe once in a lifetime? Obituary, i mean. *choy choy* But then, up to date, i have myself published publicly on the newspaper twice as far as i could remember.
Two times man and that is actually a lot!
Just exactly one year ago, August last year, i participated the Kuching City Parade with my junkers' peeps. And unexpectedly, our faces were publicized on the Chinese newspaper. Yes. Super huge image.
Probably not many would notice that middle exhausting guy, carrying the weighty Milo tins was actually me because of the whole chunk of color paints painted on my face. Poor me.
Nonetheless, I was on the newspaper recently again! Just yesterday, i was told by my friends that they spotted me on the second page of the Chinese newspaper. Not obituary ok. It's actually on subject of the Swinburne Graduation. I'm not graduating, but i'm in the newspaper! lol!
Shawn's convocation.
Unbelievable? Believe it.
The girls.
Multicolor eh.. Seems like that particular paparazzi is actually stalking after Shawn, not me. So, it has proven through this that Shawn's convocation is so so so important not only to you, but to the whole Sarawakians, to the whole world. LOL...
Be that as it may, Johnson is on the newspaper! Jealous eh...
*Smile!*
Hmm..... maybe on next year's August, i might appear on the front page...
What say you? *grin*
Comments:
haha...reli unbelieveble that we are in the newspapers...both newspapers have my face le..:P
By Yong Tiong Yieng, at
Thursday, August 28, 2008 at 12:16:00 AM GMT+8
HAHA! good for you.
----------------------------------------------------------It was told that the petrol price has dropped by 15 cents. Do you know why, people?
I know ...
Last Saturday was Swinburne G-R-A-N-D Opening.
What makes it grand is the opportunity i have to be part of the choirs to sing the Anthems. Yet, what makes it more grand is my two hands:
At least, i took up the courage. *wink*
Even so, what makes the G-R-A-N-D Opening even more grand is my fingerprint. People, never ever under estimate the capability of my fingerprint. Why?
Simply because:
Taib's Rolls Royce has my fingerprint on it. Forever and ever. Don't *cher* eh. How often can a person plant down its fingerprint on Taib's car?
I know this snapshot is of incalculable value; still, don't get jealous yea...
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Papaya Juice is healthy. *slurpe*
Acclaim enthusiastically to the whole world, this coming 23rd August, Saturday is Swinburne Grand Opening. Fabulous! Swinburne University of Technology will officially celebrate its 100th anniversary and embark on its building.
Yes, those BIG shots and names from overseas are coming. Furthermore, our Chief Minister, Mr. Taib and his wife will appear at this ceremony too.
Supposedly, our Prime Minister, Mr. Pak Lah has agreed to turn up for this G-R-A-N-D opening too, but due to the by-election thingy, he's not coming. Not appearing anymore. At least, he's sending a representative to come.
Who knows, instead of having our Prime Minister, Pak Lah, we might have Pak Loh
Also, The G-R-A-N-D Opening will be held in MPH.
More than a thousand of invited guests, lecturers and international students will flock together in this hall. As only two more days to go, construction workers are trying to get the preparation done. Props to be set up. Trial performances are read through daily. Organizing committee members are making every effort to get things flow without a hitch.
Inevitably, everyone is so hectic now.
You can even spot on Spiderman and Cicak man hanging on the ceiling. Ever wonder why Cicak Man is so slow behind Spiderman?
So, why am i writing about this G-R-A-N-D opening?
Proud to say, i, Johnson is involving in the Choir Singing for the G-R-A-N-D Opening. To be more precise, i was invited
Frankly, I did feel of not wanting to sing at the first place, but after some thought, i reckon that this is a rare and golden opportunity for us and me to perform in Swinburne G-R-A-N-D Opening.
After all, it's only occurred once yea. Hey, it's the G-R-A-N-D Opening!
I, together with the choir members will sing Malaysian National Anthem and Australian National Anthem.
You will never appreciate and think highly of how hard it is to actually sing our National Anthem properly. I remember during the morning assembly at my early Secondary days, i always tend to sing the Anthem without much energy, standing like a sotong and just babbling through the lyrics.
Don't laugh, i know you are the same. =P
Even worst, some of you could have forgotten our National Anthem lyrics too. True? =P
Our Choir instructor, Mr. Beng.
And now it's in Choir mode, the projection of voices are required. The diction of each word is needed. The big wide mouth opened is necessary.
Perhaps this is my first time that i am so enlivened and well prepared to sing our National song. Both songs keep stirring in my mind now.
A day left for myself to prepare.
What makes me feel more honor right now is that, i know how to sing the Australian Anthem thoroughly.
"...advance Australia fair..."
Comments:
Finally the grand opening for swinburne is arrive.
It was a privilege for us can be in the choir team and welcoming team, as well as attain this big big events.
now i know how to sing the Australia Anthem and Australian students also know how to sing Malaysia Anthem so that is fair...hehehe...we have free T-shirt too...:P
enjoy ourself in thisGrand opening! :)
By Yong Tiong Yieng, at
Friday, August 22, 2008 at 4:36:00 PM GMT+8
aiyak.. call me wife..
By , at
Friday, August 22, 2008 at 11:10:00 PM GMT+8
tiong yieng: yes. I remember when Troy standing beside me and trying to sing Negaraku. Can't help, but laugh.. lol..
keith: not "wife" is "his wife".. haha
By Johnson, at
Saturday, August 23, 2008 at 12:22:00 AM GMT+8
hurray!!! go choir go...the old people are back again... remember to record the performance and post it so i can watch...:)... who is Troy??
By JorZac, at
Saturday, August 23, 2008 at 8:25:00 PM GMT+8
Remember our bet... you lost.. Haha! But Kuching Fest. is almost over... Or it's already over? Hmm... It's ok, u still owe me a roasted bird. Hehe!
Jordan, how come you sound like the 2 Kings and 2 Queens in Prince Caspian?
By Ezekiel, at
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 12:20:00 AM GMT+8
Oh my goodness... when I become taib pula... maybe Simon Cowell in American Idol. Haha
----------------------------------------------------------And so it is true, Negaraku has never been played publicly in any Olympic... will never?
As mentioned earlier on, i have never heard of Bako until 2 years ago. Now and then, people keep talking about Bako. How nice Bako is. How worth it to get yourself to visit Bako. I envy though.
And the day that i have been yearning for has come to past. Last Sunday.
Knowing for sure that this day will surely be filled with tremendous fun and great adventures, i forced myself to wake up before the sun reached above the horizon and get myself ready. Grabbed my kit, did some stretching and drove my snoozing Myvi to Xiang Xiang Cafe and gathered.
It only took around 40 minutes drive from Kuching to Kampung Bako.
Just ignore that poser. >.<
Anyhow, wondering why am I standing in front of so many people? Cos' I was none other than the sanguine Camp Commander.
Don't laugh. I know it's funny. 0.O
Tax collector huh?
Kampung Bako is really a humble and calm living place as seen. Most of the villagers who live here depend very much on their daily catch and transportation of tourists to Bako Park.
The Kampung kampung.
After the settlement of ticket, we quickly rushed ourselves to the jetty and hop on the boat before the alternate sea tide reached low level.
Of course, we get to choose our preferable boat to sit, and i chose this boat:
There are a few possible reasons why it's compulsory to wear the orange safety jacket. First, to keep us safe in case we drown. Secondly, most probably is because that the boat is not in an accountable and utter secure set-up. High possibility of shipwreck. True?
Nonetheless, i did not wear any safety jacket owing to the fact that i have little knowledge of kicking and swimming. At least i know how to float, unlike ...... **wink**
Catching fishes or "Catching snakes"?
Something funny happened. As we were enjoying the magnificent views, out of the sudden, I heard no sound of the engine’s working. At once, I came to a realization that our boat’s actually die down!
Yes! I know it sounds rather jokey and bizarre, but who could have envisioned for such incidence to happen to me. Worst to say, I was in the last boat while others had reached
And this was absolutely not what i'm anticipating for. I have not even reached Bako Park and my boat died in the middle of no way??!!
Conceivably, to be more encouraging, I purposely took this unexpected occurrence as a planned happening by the
Correct me if i'm wrong. If you notice the mountain slightly longer, it actually looks like a pregnant lady lying down horizontally right?
See it?
After the unwanted sunbathe, the uncle finally managed to regenerate the engine and we continued our voyage.
A couple more minutes later, we finally managed to see the pier.
And so, we were welcomed with some applauses by these
Homo sapiens.
Not only by them, we also had this unanticipated welcoming team,
,
Real monkey sitting on the bench!
And to be frank, these monkeys were not friendly and tame at all! They went super aggressive and confrontational when they encountered we, homo sapiens. When i reached the jetty and saw those monkeys starring at me, i as the Camp Commander tried so hard to hide my fear and showed my boldness in front of the people, still, i failed... i quickly ran towards crowds and concealed myself.
I
monkeys.
Be that as it may, i was thankful that i did not get shipwrecked with my boatmates in the middle of the sea.
Comments:
You know what? if you move futher inside Kampung Bako, that will lead you to a hill. SKJ Chung Hua Bako is on the middle of the hill. I worked there for 6 months.. haha!
By Ezekiel, at
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 at 12:04:00 AM GMT+8
ezekiel: is it??...wah, i should visit that school some day.
By Johnson, at
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 at 9:51:00 PM GMT+8
That's my dad's school....a sister from Chinese church has taught there b4 as well. :D Now I wana go Bako National Park also..see can arrange or not...hehe...
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