That's my school!

And the crowd.

The stage.

I waited alone at my VIP seat. B-O-R-I-N-G.

And it was 8:15pm ! I thought it was supposed to start at 7.30pm? Huh? Nevermind, "Patience is a virtue". At least, they did provide me a booklet to fritter away my time wisely.

As i was flipping through the booklet, guess what have I came across to that stunned me for a few second!!! A couple sentences that perturbed my thinking. Erghhh... Here it is.

See those highlighted words? The winners for the parade have actually printed right inside of the booklet! What.. Erghh.... Where is the Persembahan Tong Sampah?!!?? Means that we won "nothing". Nevermind, Johnson don't get dishearten. Hang on and keep waiting for the arrival of the YB.

8.30pm. Waited aimlessly for an hour.

And there it goes, 8.45pm. Seriously, i was so chessed off of waiting alone ba.. Sitting at the so called VIP SEAT doing nothing. No entertainment at all!

While i was busy peeking around the surrounding, all of a sudden, something grasped my attention, which was .......

Yesh! Full instruments on stage! Hoping to see some live band performance. At least.

It was almost 9pm and the YBs finally showed up in fornt of the public. Everyone waited wasted 2 and half hour. Sometimes, i do wonder why those Datuks and YBs always come late for every meetings. Are they not informed for the proper time? Hmm...

I reckon back what Mr. Ooi have mentioned, "Your punctuality shows your professionality." How true it is. Based on the theory given by Mr. Ooi, we can conclude that ...(fill in the blank)

I had no idea what was this Datuk's name.

And here you have, the Unbent Backbone armies.

The Datuks...

Kuching Festival's flag was retrieved.



Handed the flag to the YB. Wong Soon Koh.

The event was kicked off by two funny MCs.

And moving on, we got all of the bodybuilders. Undoubtedly strong and so called macho! The MC named them as "Mr. Badan Besi." If i were the MC, I would call them "Mr. Durian" instead. Just look at their 6 packs. Gosh.. It looks exactly like the durian's seeds.

If i were not mistaken, the guy in the middle was Dennis.

Showing off their bricks beefy bodies.

I recorded some of the clips just for the sake of those who have never seen half naked guys bodybuilders. Enjoy watching.

How i wish i have those bricks' muscles. Johnson with six packs. Can you imagine? Can you can you?? Cannot? Don't worry, i have prepared a picture specially for my readers.

Aiseh man!

And then you have the Kumpulan Soprano.

Stupendous! Their high pitch voice were simply amazing. Unbeatable! I thought that the night would be filled with euphonious music, however I was totally wrong when the next live band performed.

First performance by a lady. It was just another mediocre performance to me. Unlike the next rock singer, his voice was simply incomparable and unique. Trust me, you will get a shock of your life.

I couldn't really latch on to what were they mumbling rapping. Another band that forget their lyrics, i guess. Anyway, this staging was then turned into an amusement moment when the rappers invited some hantu (means ghost). Yea.. real hantu ... No play play de.. However, in lieu of getting afraid of those hantu, I would rate the whole performance was rather an entertaining circus!

Watch it. Trust me, you will admire those hantu alot.

Speechless? Haha... Bravo bravo. Our Kuchingites' hantu are all talented indeed!

Best costume. (Picture below)

And last but not least, the top 3 performers.

The 2nd Runner-Up.

The 1st runner-Up

They even hired General Hospital's nurses and doctors.

The Champion's performance.

And junkers didn't win any prizes. Not even the consolations. Say bye bye to my Rm10,000. Perhaps their performance were way better than ours. Nevermind, gonna improve.

We didn't win any prizes. But at least we represented Swinburne to achieve this certificate.

The End.


Short interview with the junker's leader:

Reporter: "How do you feel when you know that the junkers did not win any prizes?"

Me: " Definitely I do feel a bit of *sigh*. But most of all, I feel rejoicing and grateful because every junkers did their best in supporting and winning the audience's attraction during the parade."

Reporter: "Erm ... then what's your next chapter for the newly formed junkers' group?"

Me: "Good question. Don't worry, this group will soon be revived again. I'm looking forward for next performance if we have this privilege again."

~*Unforgettable memories.*~

All glory to Him.