Sunday, June 24, 2007
Relief *Updated*

Finally, the bloody combat between me and my final exam is officially over. I am totally FREE now. Don't get me wrong. **cough**Girls, please don't get over excited **cough cough**. What I'm trying to emphasize here is not that "I am CHEAP and without charge", but I am currently exempted from exam for the time being.

Indeed, it is really homely to be back in this blog sphere again. I do apologise to my readers for the long wait.

1 week ago, i have planned out my study schedule. Remember this quote "Sleep Less, Study More"? Okay, i got to admit that it was really unhelpful to me. Instead of studying more, i tend to study less. During the study week, my close friend "Mr. Lazy" visited me AGAIN. Personally, I regretted for inviting "it" into my mind, moreover it was during my study week!


I was just 75% prepared for the battle.

Day 1. Engineering Maths.

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~*Everyone were lingering outside the auditorium.*~

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~*Some were still studying 5 minutes before the battle. Take a look at Ang Wei Chung, how diligent was he at that moment*~

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~*How about this guy, Wui Jie? Still got time to revise ar? A total of fourteen weeks for you to study, don't want study. Now baru pia kang. tsk tsk...

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~*That's my territory.*~

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~* Our lecturer, Ms Seibu, the one with maroon shirt. Frankly speaking, she was the best lecturer in this semester. I kinda like her motivation, the way she teaches, her "American" jokes, her creative way in presenting her knowledge to us. *~

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~* There is a difference between PREPARED army and UNPREPARED army. This dude, Aldrin, sitting right behind me. Tried to retain his COOL-ness. Motive- To absorb all of my knowledge behind me. *~

Day 2. Energy & Motion

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Again, Physics ohh Physics.....

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~*Looks familiar? Same place again. *~

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~*Again. The fully prepared army. Do you noticed that he was the last person at the row?
Motive- To absorb all of the knowledge of the students in front of him How cruel was that. *~

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~* Exam began *~

Day 3. Mechanics of Structure

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Seriously, throughout this semester, we all have our self-study for this subject.

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Again and again, Wui Jie conquered that place.

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~* 3-4 minutes before the exam, Laura and Wei Tat were both pia-ing. *~

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~* Get ready everyone *~

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~* The last battle*~

Okay, i have done my best. Not my VERY best though. But just let God do the rest.



I find this pretty amusing. We, as Malaysian students, tend to grab our books tightly one week before our actual exam. Agree? We just love to be "Last-minute" heroes everytime when we face exam. Even we become more KUT LAK than the ants.

My mum always remind me with her so called motivation quote over and over again everytime when she notices that I am doing my revision one week before my exam.

She says,
" (In hokkien) Si la, Sai lao jia choi jam ban. "
(Translation) Yeala, shit already flow out baru find toilet." No doubt, that's my attitude.

The thought is, " If only we prepare our study early............... "

In University, one semester usually consists of 14 weeks. If every students started to pull their socks since week 1, I can ensure that Swinburne will sooner become bankrupt in offering each of the students a scholarship. No doubt that Swinburne University will become the next **cough Harvard University cough**.

What is the exact Stumbling Block that caused students to be so unprepared?

Over this fourteen weeks, this virus has been spreading extremely fast in the wrong approach among my peeps. None other than ------ SLEEP------

Yeap. Sleeping or in another word, Hibernating, has now becoming one of the prominent diversions in Swinburne this semester. Basically, i have no idea how and who started to spread this virus all over the place.

**Give credit to Aldrin wong & Kwan Yang for their contribution in these photos.

Since week one.......

We just love to SLEEP.....

Sleep.. Sleep....

Candidly, I have been observed one guy(picture below) since months ago. This guy was so eerie. Everytime when the lectures start just 5 minutes, he will be floating in his dream already. Seriously, it was so funny.

He even dare to sleep in front of the lecture, who was just 2 meters away!!!

Probably, students prefer to sleep than study in school.

~*Read story book also will tidur.....*~

Z ..zz...... ZZZ ..ZZz ....

~*Minutes before presentation, Eric
was still so comfortable in his rendezvous with his sleeping monarch.*~

~* Take a look at how Wui Jie nod off. Those who think that he almost palangtin please sit on the chair now. Imagine this, with his formal shirt and with his both arms' pose. I'm wondering how cool he will be in his workplace in the coming future. *evil laugh*

~*Our sluggishness also affects our Ge_ius*~

Every students is so inactive when it comes to STUDY. I doubt that sooner or later Swinburne University should come out with a sleeping faculty.

Lastly, not forgetting myself in the "sleeping list" too.

Just hibernating..........

P/s: All the best for those who are still sitting for their exams this week.

Happy 19th birthday to Shan Shan and Wui Jie.


Haha.. how come gok my pic?? haha.. since when u take 1?? How come i duno.. Nways, hope everything will be just fine.. ;)

By Blogger LalaTing ;p, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:48:00 PM GMT+8  


walao!...u still got time n MOOD to take pics b4 exam ar? LOL

i should have taken YOUR pic instead...seeing how terrified and 'white' u get b4 da 'battle' begins..LOL

By Blogger abubu, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 10:52:00 PM GMT+8  


lalating: Aiseh..cepat nia your comment. Cas you were too concentrate with your study ma. so even the cam got flash light you also tidak tahu. haha...

Abubu: haha.. got time, that moment was used to release stress by taking pictures. I was 73% well-prepared arr... mana ada muka muka white white

By Blogger Johnson, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:04:00 PM GMT+8  


Johnson, u were concentrated on ur study actualy, just that i was the one who kept disturbing u, so u could only be prepared 73%.

By Blogger QQ, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:10:00 PM GMT+8  


After i read this post. i only can keep on sweating. =.='''
Exam time still got such mood to take photo...
But no more worry bout the exam. Can relax for a long time already.

By Blogger pmp, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:31:00 PM GMT+8  

---------------------------------------------------------- the exam hall still can take photo sickening ho....haha....enjoy ur holiday ar....

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Friday, June 22, 2007 at 11:40:00 PM GMT+8  


qq: nola..not your fault. I were too lazy weeks before.. haha.. ended up becoming lst minute hero.

pmp & Ah yieng: For the purpose of blogging ma..

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 12:04:00 AM GMT+8  


johnson, no matter how "cheap" you are, nobody will buy.. you can start collecting money now.. one or two weeks later, maybe a game of cs..

By Blogger Eric, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 12:14:00 AM GMT+8  


eric: I realised that all of your comments in everyone's blog are all cursing ppl or insulting people. Why can't you write something nice instead of cursing ppl. Hmm.. No ppl wana buy me. I think if you're "cheap", even letak at the roadside no ppl peduli de.. ppl just drive pass. hmm.. haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 12:22:00 PM GMT+8  


Ngaitee, i think u r the only one who take picture before exam.
Did u see that Wui Jie? So embarrased until cover his face in the third pic.

By Blogger shirley, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 1:22:00 PM GMT+8  


I think Wui Jie reaches school at 6.30am on the exam days just so that he can make sure no one but himself can sit at his special bench.

And aa, why keep taking pictures of me? TIRU IZIT???

Upcoming attractions: The Day Results Get Released =P Start trembling.

By Blogger saykhia, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 3:28:00 PM GMT+8  


wahsey, others busy for exam.. u still so eng o.. lol.. wah.. aldrin really look fully prepared o.. so geng o..
=happy holiday=

By Anonymous yong yong, at Saturday, June 23, 2007 at 11:57:00 PM GMT+8  


shirley: haha.. what to do, wui jie sitted at the same place every day before the exam. Haha... maybe that place ada good fengsui.. where knowledge will pass by.. haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 12:12:00 AM GMT+8  


Saykhia: maybe wui jie duduk at there and tidak balik rumah. haha.. Feng sui feng sui. aiseh..dont make me tremble ma.. i know i did not that well and you full of confidence and fully prepared de army.. haha... 4 HD lagi.. haha

Yong Yong: Thanks for dropping comments here. If not those who are not from swinburne don't know hows the exam goes in swinburne ma... haha.. Blogging blogging. Thanks. All the best in your exam too.

By Blogger Johnson, at Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 12:15:00 AM GMT+8  


U sud quote my name on the pic, instead of ur own blog's name. U took them from me n dint even mention any of my name. U plagariser...

By Anonymous Stewart, at Sunday, June 24, 2007 at 11:53:00 PM GMT+8  


steward: tsk tsk.. kan i write "GIVE CREDITS TO...." you cock eye arr.. purposely write your blog url and ur name again.. and now blame me kok.. im so kind-hearted.

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 12:04:00 AM GMT+8  


sleeping is so common that i don't even remember i had slept before presentation..

By Blogger Eric, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 12:24:00 AM GMT+8  


Aduh...after reading this post, I duno if I should feel funny or sad. My goodness...U can really be very mad...taking pics right before that over confidence or really dun care liaw?!?!..Kids nowadays...I really pity all ur parents...paying so much (Swinburne is SOOOOOO EXPENSIVE!!!!) for you to sleep in class ah....and I can't believe youngsters nowadays...can even sleep when the lecturer is right in front of u guys!!!! What is going on? If only u guys learn the value or hard earned money by ur my previous office, I noticed that a lot (not saying all ya) of the fresh grads nowadays do not possess good attitude and don't work's a sad thing to see...anyway, I do hope that the bunch of youngsters here reading this blog are FUTURE Great leaders of the country and will contribute to the future making of the country. God bless you ALL!! Add Oil in ur life...strive for the best ALWAYS!! That is God's will!! :D (Pls don't stone me for expressing my heart out here!!)

By Anonymous NH, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 11:01:00 AM GMT+8  


wah....still got continue ar...see i am ur loyal reader...if not i won know got continue haha....this post like wat wui jie have posted le...haha...write a new post with is more interested...hehe i not saying this post no nice ar...bluek....

By Blogger Tiong yienG, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 11:06:00 AM GMT+8  

---------------------------------------------------------- friend lagi geng..while SHE sleep,she can turn her head 360 degree leh..aiti..i laughed till peng..boi tahan...

By Blogger cheryl, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 12:20:00 PM GMT+8  


Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.

By Anonymous Rodrigo, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 1:05:00 PM GMT+8  


Nh: rebuking rebuking.. haha.. yeap, i know that Swinburne is way to expensive. Just that me and the students do not know how to maintain our stamina in lecture hours. kinda sad .... I gotta train myself to "wake up" in order to present a good attitude in workplace in the coming future. Thanks.

Tiong yieng: You are so funny... Ha... ha.... wui jie wrote about the poll. Im writing about the attitude. same ka??? haha.. meaning to say that you are prohibited to write "father & mother" day post la.. cas many ppl write it liaw.. write more interesting post la.. (yieng 2007). hahaa

Cheryl Yong: aiseh, your friend's head made of rubber de arr.. how bout u le? LOL

rodrigo:Thanks dude. I've find a software to translate your language. Thanks for dropping by.

By Blogger Johnson, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 1:26:00 PM GMT+8  


Hey, u got a new hp already? Otherwise how did u take d photos?

By Blogger Ezekiel, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 3:14:00 PM GMT+8  


soon eng, johnson is famous for borrowing other people's camera to take photos for his blog posts..

By Blogger Eric, at Monday, June 25, 2007 at 9:08:00 PM GMT+8  


Great to hear such good response from U Johnson. Knew u are a good youth!! (don't get proud...) Hehe...but it's true that u should build up good attitude and habits from now or else u will find it very hard to change next time. And by the way, next time u wana sleep, remember the story in the Bible when Jesus asked the disciples to pray but they fell asleep in the garden...u know how sad He was right? Same case applies to Swinburne lecture hall...if God sees u sleeping all the time instead of paying attention and getting good grades, do u think He will not be sad? Haha...just a gentle reminder. Keep it up young man...I know you can go far!! GBU!!

By Anonymous NH, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 12:05:00 PM GMT+8  


Yo yo yo li hai taking pics ah u...think u should go be investigator better than be engineer la...hahah...well, U'd better pay more attention in class oh...don't keep sleeping and dozing off o....tat can't glorify our dear Father wor...hehe...take care and btw, where's the other post u promised??????

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 12:08:00 PM GMT+8  


NH: Thanks anyway, but im wondering who are you? do you mind to tell me your name?? .. paiseh..LOL

Mr W: This is technical engineer, which is a new course in Swinburne, im the pioneerer, haha... "that" post, i will post it other time. wait wait

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 5:04:00 PM GMT+8  


APALAH. I wasn't even asleep in that picture. So obvious that my eyes were still open. This is twisting the facts! Haha

By Blogger saykhia, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:22:00 PM GMT+8  


saykhia: **Whispering**can't you just pretend that you are sleeping in that photo?? ... haha.. but it looks like you are sleeping though! haha

By Blogger Johnson, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 11:49:00 PM GMT+8  



By Blogger Blank, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 1:30:00 AM GMT+8  


Yo bro, this post has reached 30 comments liaw, time to move on with a new post or else U will soon be the new Kennysia liaw...haha...looks like many are interested in this topic on sleeping in class....ok, I will be good and continue to wait...........

By Anonymous Mr. W, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 8:57:00 AM GMT+8  


Blank: This is a revelation to you if you tidak prepare yourself for your final. Sleep sleep. Result later also "sleep"...

Mr. W: yeaps, thanks....haha.. macam ini with more comments barulah macam blogging. wil post a new one soon

By Blogger Johnson, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 at 8:19:00 PM GMT+8  


wah.. luckily dun haf me sleeping in de class.. haha.. ;P

By Blogger LalaTing ;p, at Wednesday, July 4, 2007 at 3:47:00 PM GMT+8